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America… – Hunter S. Thompson
America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. – Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005) Continue reading
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Sex at age 90… – George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns Continue reading
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Our society is run by insane people… – John Lennon
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I’m liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what’s insane about it. – John Lennon Continue reading
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Computer Viruses – Stephen Hawking
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image. – Stephen Hawking Continue reading
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Do not want others to know… – Chinese Proverbs
Do not want others to know what you have done? Better not have done it anyways. – Chinese Proverbs Continue reading
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News in Brief: 200 Thongs Stolen From Soho Victoria’s Secret in Panty Raid | Observer
$14.50 for a “thong’ & $28.00 for a garter belt.” News in Brief: 200 Thongs Stolen From Soho Victoria’s Secret in Panty Raid | Observer. Continue reading
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The whole aim of practical politics… – H.L. Mencken
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. – H.L. Mencken Continue reading
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Female diner decides to go topless last night at Verso
As far as I know, she didn’t break any laws. It is legal for women to go topless in New York City. Female diner decides to go topless last night at Verso. For the full size, click on the image. Continue reading
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Ninety-nine percent of the people… – Thornton Wilder
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion. – Thornton Wilder Continue reading
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There are two types of poor people,… – Jean-Paul Sartre
There are two types of poor people, those who are poor together and those who are poor alone. The first are the true poor, the others are rich people out of luck. – Jean-Paul Sartre Continue reading
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More Humid Weather
The humid weather is still here, and will be here for the rest of the week. A story in the newspaper this morning, more or less said, no more 90s, but it will be in the 80s for the rest of the week. Humid, sticky weather and I don’t get along, all that well. Get… Continue reading
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We don’t really need reviewers,… – Carroll O’Connor
We really don’t need reviewers, just first-night reporters who tell us faithfully whether or not the audience liked the show. – Carroll O’Connor Continue reading
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I was in enough to get along with people. …- Stephen King
I was in enough to get along with people. I was never socially inarticulate. And that saved my life, saved my sanity. That and the writing. But to this day I distrust anybody who thought school was a good time. Anybody. – Stephen King Continue reading
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Some people talk in their sleep… – Albert Camus
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. – Albert Camus Continue reading
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Most folks are as happy… – Abraham Lincoln
Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be. – Abraham Lincoln Continue reading
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Redneck Mouse Trap
From my email inbox: This is the best mousetrap I have ever used, 5 gal bucket with a gal of RV antifreeze dumped in the bottom, plastic bottle with a coat hanger thru it and some peanut butter on the middle of the bottle. Lean a board up against the side and it works all… Continue reading
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People don’t notice… – Anton Chekhov
People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy. – Anton Chekhov Continue reading
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Nature and books… – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature and books belong to the eyes that see them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Continue reading
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The Kingdom of Heaven… – John Burroughs
The Kingdom of Heaven is not a place, but a state of mind. – John Burroughs Continue reading
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How I Love Lucy was born?… – Lucille Ball
How I love Lucy was born? We decided to that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them. – Lucille Ball Continue reading
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Every saint has… – Oscar Wilde
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. – Oscar Wilde Continue reading
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I consider that a man’s brain… – Arthur Conan Doyle
I consider a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. – Arthur Conan Doyle Continue reading
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Stupidity – Edgar Allan Poe
Stupidity is a talent for misconception. – Edgar Allan Poe Continue reading
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If you’re in trouble,… John Steinbeck
If you’re in trouble, or hurt or need – go to the poor people. They’re the only ones that’ll help – the only ones. – John Steinbeck Continue reading
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Its Too Hot
Went outside. Neighbor says hi. I say hi back. Neighbor says, “Its hot.” I reply, “Its too hot.” He says, “Its beautiful.” I reply, “I don’t like it too hot.” Went back inside. A/C on. Now, I’m in heaven. Continue reading
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Artists to my mind are the real… – William S. Burroughs
Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact. – William S. Burroughs Continue reading
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There are worse things in life… – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen Continue reading
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Habit is habit,… – Mark Twain
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. – Mark Twain Continue reading
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You know those days when you’ve got the mean reds… – Truman Capote / Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You know those days when you’ve got the mean reds…the blues are because you’re getting fat or maybe its been raining too long. You’re sad, that’s all. But the mean reds are horrible. You’re afraid and you sweat like hell, but you don’t know what you are afraid of. Except something bad is going to… Continue reading
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If you can’t sleep,… Dale Carnegie
If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It’s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. – Dale Carnegie Continue reading
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Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery,… – Abraham Lincoln
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. – Abraham Lincoln Continue reading
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A jury consists of twelve persons… – Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. – Robert Frost Continue reading
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If you want happiness for an hour…
If you want happiness for an hour; take a nap. If you want happiness for a day; go fishing. If you want happiness for a month; get married. If you want happiness for a year; inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime; help someone else. – Chinese Proverb Continue reading
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Ah, Sweet Love
From my email inbox: Ah, sweet love!!!! A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If… Continue reading
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It’s not about how you look….
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“If you can’t explain it simply,…” – Albert Einstein
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Brother, you say that there is one way to worship… – Seneca
Brother, you say that there is one way to worship and serve the Great Spirit. If there is but one religion, why do you white people differ so much about it? Why not all agreed, as you can all read the Book? – Sogoyewapha, “Red Jacket”, Seneca Continue reading
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The past is not a package… – Emily Dickinson
The past is not a package one can lay away. – Emily Dickinson Continue reading
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An “acceptable” level of unemployment…
An “acceptable” level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. – Author Unknown Continue reading
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Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde role was “13” on the TV show, “House M.D..” Source Continue reading
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Asian Woman With Rose
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Girl Outdoors
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Kyoto, Japan Sunset
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I am thankful for laughter,… – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen Continue reading
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When people are laughing,… – Alan Alda
When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. – Alan Alda Continue reading
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If you are physically sick,… – Martin H. Fischer
If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around. – Martin H. Fischer Continue reading
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How do we know….
How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind? – Author Unknown Continue reading
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Berwick Upon Tweed, England
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Storm, Clouds and a Shaft of Sunlight
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I’ve compiled a book… – Jerry Seinfeld
I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld Continue reading
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It is a pleasure… – Abraham Lincoln
It is a pleasure to be able to quote lines to fit any occasion. – Abraham Lincoln Continue reading
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We live in the era…
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Back up my hard drive?
Back up my hard drive? How do I put in reverse? – Author Unknown Continue reading
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Lisa Edelstein
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Bones, The TV Show
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Alyssa Milano
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Follow Your Dreams
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Colorful Parrot
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Men are born ignorant,… – Bertrand Russell
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. – Bertrand Russell Continue reading
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Sitting Girl Playing Guitar
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Sunday Morning
Awoke early Coffee was excellent All is well with the world. Continue reading
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I love to go shopping. – Steven Wright
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, “Have you got anything I’d like?” Then they ask me what size I need, and I say ” Extra medium.” – Steven Wright Continue reading
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Like the sky opens after a rainy day… – James Poland
Like the sky opens after a rainy day we must open to ourselves… Learn to love yourself for who you are and open so the world can see you shine. – James Poland Continue reading
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To keep the body in good health… – Buddha
To keep the body in good health is a duty… otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. – Buddha Continue reading
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