Irish Blond

Irish blond

An attractive blond from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!” She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”

MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ….. but all
men…are men!

Baby Talk / Humor

Found this in the email.

A group of kinder gardeners were trying  very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade.  The biggest hurdle they faced
was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!  You need to use
‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding  them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
‘I went to visit my Nana’.
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use ‘Big People’  words!’

She then asked Mitchell what he had  done.
‘I took a ride on a choo-choo’.
She said. ‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.  You must remember
to use ‘Big People’ words’.

She then asked little Alex what he had done?
‘I read a book’ he replied.
That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said.  ‘What book did you
read?’
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride, and said:  ‘Winnie the Shit.’