What can one say, about the guy who is known to have shit for brains.
there is no
need for a
man of 70
who is supposedly
tweets on twitter
like he is seven
the guy is
be shown the
he has no fucking
idea of how the
give a rat’s
ass about who
and makes fun of
Moon light view of the Bode Museum, located in the Museum Island of Berlin, Germany.
For no reason, she is all grins and giggles.
Having an enlightening conversation with a clothing store mannequin.
Born: February 8, 1925 – Died: June 27, 2001
are we living
a dream or
is everything in
this world fake?
all in the
Oxyopes javanus (spider)
Throughout the city, the blanket of dense fog, has that eerie feeling.
Waiting for the train to nowhere.
mind over matter
matter over mind
One of the
you can drink
feelings of angst
The well known eccentric man of means, takes his battery operated toy poodle for a walk. When asked he walks a toy dog he replies, the dog needs to do its daily constitution. He tells people, that he is sick and tired of waking up in the morning, to see a puddle of pee, and a mound of shit on the floor. He never did say what he supposedly feeds the so-called dog, besides new batteries.
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? ~Stanislaw J. Lec
The planets are on a collision course of mass destruction.
Tuscan is a region in central Italy.
Dislike: hate throwing
The cab driver is waxing philosophically with his fare, and he said, “the meter of life and time is always running, so don’t waste it.” “Put it to good use.”
wearing roller blades
time’s a wasting
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
~Henry Ward Beecher
He’s prone to having delusional thoughts.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
moments of bliss
thoughts of nothing
Mr. Idea Man is down in the dumps, because he cannot think of any new ideas. He’s hoping it is only a temporary lapse, as people of all walks of life, come to hear him. If he doesn’t, he may have to look for another line of work.
yesterday – past
today – present
tomorrow – future
Books give a soul to the universe,
wings to the mind, flight to
the imagination, and life to
She dreads writing her final paper.
Born: June 27, 1869 – Died: May 14, 1940 (aged 70)
Born: August 17, 1943
He is so full of shit, there’s absolutely no room for toilet paper.
People can sense when someone is real or fake on TV.
The local potty mouth club, is now meeting in the town park, with coffee and donuts, for their weekly gabfest of gutter talk.
“Just the facts, maam.”
Sgt. Joe Friday – Dragnet
Born: February 25, 1943 – Died: November 29, 2001 (aged 58)
Source: Sputnik Sweetheart
He said, “Oh shit.” She told him to watch his mouth. So for the rest of the day, he looked into the hand held mirror, never to put it down.
talk is free
unless you are
conversing with a
Trying to satisfy one’s desires with
possessions is like putting out a fire
He’s known as the bloviating airhead.
is in a
He uses a fork to eat potato chips.
heat plus humidity
can dull one’s
Humboldt’s Gift (1996), p. 163