“There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them.” -Jerry Seinfeld
Day: February 26, 2016
Snow No Snow
Last year nearing
the end of
February, we had
100 plus inches
of snow.
In some places
there were snow
piles higher
than a two story
building.
At this very
moment, there
is no snow
to be found.
An El Nino
weather pattern
will do that
in the northeastern
part of the US.
Maybe next
winter payback
could be a bitch.
Following Directions
Read the directions on
the shampoo bottle:
It says to apply,
wash and rinse.
Repeat
So I did
Apply, wash and
rinse
Repeat
And I did
and again
and again
and again
Soon I ran
out of hot
water, which
soon became
cold and still
with shampoo
on my head.
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Just a bit of humor