You know it will be a bad day when….
….the gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
….your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
….you have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
….you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms
instead of deodorant.
….your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months
….your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels.
….the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
….your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
….you turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes
out of the city.
….your twin sister forgets your birthday.
….your 4-year-old tells you that it’s almost impossible to flush a
grapefruit down the toilet.
….you discover that your 12-year-old’s idea of humor is putting crazy
glue in your Preparation H.
….you have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
….you start to pick up the clothes you wore home from the party last
night……. and there aren’t any.
….it costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
….you wake up to the soothing sound of running water…. and remember
that you just bought a waterbed.
….you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
….everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
….the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
….you wake up and your braces are stuck together.
….you call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your
….your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
….your income tax refund check bounces.