Month: October 2016

The evangelicals who remain steadfast in their unflagging support for Donald Trump despite his demonstrably manifest unfitness for the Presidency – or any other position in any government – are people who should now be referred to as The A B C’s, The American Bullshit Christians.

The tortured logic exhibited by these bible thumping hypocrites to try to squeeze any semblance of rationale into and out of their narrowl minds in order to justify their backing of this piece of inhuman garbage is laughable – especially in light of Mr. Trump’s own words regarding immigrants, women, people of color and anyone who might disagree with his ignorant views.

Christ himself is agonizing all over again.

Any pretense these people might have had to religiosity has now gone out the window – along with the sanctimonious moral high ground they have always tried to occupy from which mount they looked down…

Morris, Alabama, Nov. 9 – Pastor Furlin J. Duddy commented today in the wake of the newly released incendiary audio of the Republican candidate for President Donald J. Trump. Pastor Duddy, the head of The Alabama Evangelical Pastors for Trump said; “it is quite obvious to all of us devout evangelicals that Mr. Trump’s recorded remarks concerning a pussy were without a doubt referring to an actual kitten.”

The pastor said; “Mr. Trump is an animal lover which is a very godly thing and when he said he would grab a pussy he was talking about grabbing a poor homeless animal from out of a shelter and giving this creature of God a home. This is highly commendable and I would go so far as to say this is Christ-like. We in the evangelical community applaud Mr. Trump for his comments and for his love of all pussies in need…